Dear Richard Branson,

I am freaking out here!! I am a visiting Practitioner in Residence at Melbourne Uni Vet School and have arranged my first lunchtime speaker for today. He chose to fly with Virgin Blue because Jetstar apparently is often late. Now his flight is an hour late - landing at 12h25. That gives us only 25 mintes to get to Werribee  in time - impossible to do legally (and in my old rented car!). The lecture will start late, time will be insufficient, the speaker and I will be stressed and that is no way to start the program.

The very least you can do is sponsor the rest of the lectures - lunches and speakers expenses!